Funny news items

[wynddancer]

Hot chocolate used to distraction in thefts in Australia This is just too funny! Female thief spills hot chocolate on victims who have just left the bank and "helps" them clean up and herself in cleaning out the victim's money! I'm sorry for the victims but it's just too funny!

A how-to on how to suppress the gag reflex  Errr, okay. I wonder if anyone's tried these tips...... Helpful to slashers maybe? Now I want to read a fic where the character does this to suppress his gag reflex in order to make his mate/partner happy..............Hehehehe.

"Every two months, the inconspicuous North Shore brick home is converted into a sadomasochistic dungeon where like-minded people are encouraged to "go hard or go home". " ROTFLMAO. I'm glad I wasn't drinking when I read that. Ah, Australia, I love your wacky news.

Comments

[azalea-j.livejournal.com]

Yes, you'll gag. It will be unpleasant, but not for long. Spend about 10 seconds brushing that area (and gagging), and call it a night. -OMG, I nearly choked myself when I read that- oh the imagery!

The part about lifting your legs to stop yourself gagging was pretty funny, too - I can just see someone trying that in the middle of a blow job. Oh dear god. *Laughing*

[wynddancer.livejournal.com]

Isn't it hilarious?! I can't believe someone typed that up! :-D
Can't ya just see it?

"Yuusuke, why are brushing your tongue like that if it makes you gag?" Kuruma asked.

"You'll find out soon," Yuusuke replied with a wicked grin.

Yuusuke licked his way up Kurama's shaft and decided to try deep throating him again. After all, the advice on suppressing the gag reflex webpage was working, right? Right, Yuusuke decided, since he could brush his tongue longer without gagging. Kurama was about to have a very pleasant suprise, Yuusuke thought. Unfortunately, not as Yuusuke found out as he gagged again although not as much as before or as hard. Since the advice was working (although slow), he decided to try the other advice.

"Yuusuke, what the hell are you doing?!" Kuramas asked as he watched Yuusuke rearrange himself into what appeared to be a very uncomfortable position with Kurama in the middle of it.

"It's something I read about on the net, Kurama. It's supposed to suppress the gag reflex if you lift your legs during a blow job."

Kurama stared at Yuusuke in disbelief and then started laughing.

"It's not that funny!" Yuusuke snarled.

"Oh, yes, it is." Kurama laughed.
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Yeah, my humor writing needs work.

Sorry for the late response. I can't believe it's been almost a month.

[azalea-j.livejournal.com]

I'd almost forgotten about it - oh, I needed a laugh today, so, in my opinion, you had great timing! Lol.